Wow! She's Really OLD...

This morning around 4 am, I took a quick break at work to eat a bowl of cereal.

The Olympics were on the television in the break room and I half-watched them to help me stay awake.  

They announced a skier (or something like that) and said she was 34. 

I thought to myself:

Wow.  She's really old. 

....

Palm,

meet 

face.

....

I'll be 34. 

This week. 

Guess its official. 

I'm old.